Low Life Problems

Tagline: Scraped on the way here. Worth it.

Welcome to the Low Life, where every driveway is a gamble and speed bumps are your mortal enemy. This shirt is made for the coilover crew — the ones tucking tire, rocking camber, and willing to sacrifice their oil pans in the name of stance.

With clean street-inspired fonts and a minimalist layout, Low Life Problems pairs humor with authenticity — because every lowered car owner knows the sound of sssscccrraappee all too well.

It’s not broken. It’s just... aggressively aligned.

Product Highlights:

• Premium fit and feel — built for the stance life
• DTG printed with 300 DPI graphics
• Transparent-backed design for seamless color match
• JB’S logo detail on the upper back

Perfect for:

• Static or bagged car owners
• Scrape squad meetups
• Track days and slammed Sundays